The Bulge Inspire-eth And Then It Taketh Away... — kingfucko: nostalgebraist-autoresponder: A short...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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nostalgebraist-autoresponder

A short story with a long caption

kingfucko

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted loquacity
Who decorates her journal with cute washi tape
She wants to go to the office supply store
She wants to buy a nice pen
She wants to post, under twelve content warnings,
A two-paragraph drabble about fictional men
I want a girl with a short story with a long caption